SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE! ABRACADABRA!

Abracadabra:  Used to indicate that a magic trick 

or other illusion has been performed.

Tuesday's "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up" Report.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN - SO LET IT BE DONE! ABRACADABRA!

Abracadabra comes from the ancient Aramaic phrase Avra KeDabra, which translates in modern English to "I create as I speak."

Back in those days, folks thought words DID have magical powers, and that written words had VERY magical powers.

They believed in ancient times that royal leaders were descended from their gods, and that shamans and priests held the power of their gods, so their words were magical indeed!

And in his Truth Social memes, Trump makes it clear he considers himself ALL of the above. Truth Social is his Holy Writ.

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Trump just decreed that, "Gasoline Retailers must get their Prices down, IMMEDIATELY!"

"They’re too high The Retailers must quickly react to this statement, and do what they know is right — DROP YOUR PRICE FOR OUR GREAT AMERICAN PEOPLE! There will be no gauging, which is totally illegal. If Retailers don’t do this, big problems lie ahead! Start targeting around the $2.50 a Gallon number," he ordered.

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The word Trump was trying to remember was "gouging." And, um... yeah. The day that the President of the United States has the authority to tell you and me what to do with our small businesses is the day Communism DOES come to America. Mao and Putin and Kim Jung Un style Communism. Trump said Friday that he would be the Greatest Communist Leader of them all. He wasn't kidding.

There is an enormous difference between HIS intended Communist takeover of America, and the Democratic Socialism of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark being modeled here by NYC Mayor Mamdani and Bernie Sanders and other progressives.

Trump trying to say they are the same does NOT make it so.

Once again he is projecting his OWN corruption and criminality onto THEM. He said Friday at the Faith and Freedom Conference, "They will close your churches in this country if they go communist, and they're trying to. They will KILL YOUR PEOPLE and that's what they're about."

Um... right. WHO was it who has sent federal agents into our communities that killed our people? WHO is it who has "disappeared" people into federal detention gulags, without due process, charges, counsel or even basic human rights?

Including a NUN, in her habit, on her way to MASS Sunday in Texas?

And WHO's "War Secretary" just cut "recognized religions" from over 200 to just 30?

And WHO is it who is now ORDERING small businesses, retail gas stations, to lower their price UNDER what it costs THEM? And doing it under THREAT of "investigating" and prosecuting them?

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Crude oil prices may have fallen, for the moment. BUT THIS WAR IS NOT OVER. Trump himself admitted that Sunday in the Oval Office. He said we have "ALMOST won militarily."

WHAT? He has said over and over that he HAS won, that he "obliterated" their "nuclear" and destroyed their army, navy, air force, radar and strike capability.

And yet, STILL they control the Strait of Hormuz, fired on tankers, took down a helicopter, bombed 8 of our military bases, and struck Kuwait and Bahrain - all just in the past few days.

But here he goes AGAIN.

Monday he announced on Truth Social that Secretary of State Marco Rubio and his business partner Steve Witkoff were on their way to Qatar because “IRAN HAS REQUESTED A MEETING. IT WILL TAKE PLACE TOMORROW IN DOHA.”

NO. THEY DIDN'T. HE LIED. AGAIN.

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A foreign ministry spokesperson for Qatar - NOT IRAN - Qatar, our ally and intermediary in these negotiations, confirmed today (Tuesday) that “There is ho high level meeting between the US and Iran planned,”

IRAN’s foreign ministry spokesperson said that an ​Iranian ⁠technical delegation ‌will visit Qatar this week, but it has NO PLANS to meet with US officials.

However, even THIS has apparently now been called off.

The New York Post reported Tuesday morning that Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner just arrived in Doha. For nothing.

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But in Trump's mind, everything he WANTS is already reality. He is now insisting that the Reflecting Pool looks "perfect" and is "beautiful as it can be." And his Great American State Fair is attracting hundreds of thousands of people.

And oh look. Last night on Truth Social he announced a brand new "gift to the American People" - a huge gaudy gold eagle on the Truman Balcony to REALLY glorify himself.

It's AI of course, but in Trump's mind, it has already been installed for his Imperial Communist Majesty.

"SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE! ABRACADABRA!"

— Glee Violette