Satire sometimes saves me! Ha!!😆
― Molly
MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz
Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over
immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for
Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.
Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto,
said that he had authorized funding for the psychiatry and proclaimed, “Work on
Donald Trump could begin tomorrow.”
Peña Nieto displayed several photographs showing prototypes of
therapists, including a bearded Freudian analyst who he said came highly
recommended.
While some Mexican taxpayers argued that a full course of
psychiatric treatment could prove more costly than a border wall, Peña Nieto
warned against skimping on such a necessary expense.
“When the safety and security of the world is at stake, eight
hundred dollars an hour is a bargain,” he said, but added that Mexico would try
to find a therapist who takes insurance.
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